i am going to cry in about three seconds my cramps hurt so terribly i can’t even think straight bc i’m in so much pain ho w is this normal i don’t wanna be a girl pls save me
- Me: I am so sad
- Me: stAB ME IN THE VAGINA RIP IT OUT THIS IS HORRIBLE
- Me: I HATE EVERYONE
- Me: no come back I love you
- Me: wHERES MY FOOD I WANT FOOD I NEED TO EAT ALL THE FOOD
- Me: oh why am I so fat
- Me: IT'S LIKE A TSUNAMI OF BLOOD WHAT THE FUCK
- Me: SACRIFICE ME TO THE DARK LORD NOW
boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick
That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”
Tumblr is the only fucking place where boys and girls are free and comfortable to have this kind of conversations between them.
Oh a chemist. Good we can do lots on a periodic table ;)
It is a little exhausting holding these up all day…. It might feel better if I put them to use.
Only if you feel like paradise, cause babe I need a vacation tonight ;)
But then how will I continue to trip up over you?
Only after you start yelling “oh god” ;)
Maybe if your kisses are good enough we can do a heart transplant ;p